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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

"Everything is under control."

2025113 min15US

Directed by Mary Bronstein

With Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is showing at 31 London cinemas with 167 upcoming screenings.

Upcoming Screenings(167)

+3 more

Castle Cinema

Hackney

7 shows

Mon 2 Mar

10:45

Mon 2 Mar

13:15

Mon 2 Mar

18:15

Tue 3 Mar

18:30

Wed 4 Mar

16:00

Thu 5 Mar

11:00

Thu 5 Mar

20:50

Everyman Belsize Park

Belsize Park

4 shows

Mon 2 Mar

12:20

Tue 3 Mar

10:15

Wed 4 Mar

15:00

Thu 5 Mar

15:45

The Ritzy

Brixton

8 shows

Mon 2 Mar

12:30

Screen 4

Mon 2 Mar

18:00

Screen 3

Tue 3 Mar

15:00

Screen 3

Tue 3 Mar

20:30

Screen 3

Wed 4 Mar

12:10

Screen 2

Wed 4 Mar

17:50

Screen 2

Thu 5 Mar

15:00

Screen 3

Thu 5 Mar

20:20

Screen 3

Everyman Muswell Hill

Muswell Hill

9 shows

Mon 2 Mar

13:45

Mon 2 Mar

18:30

Tue 3 Mar

14:45

Tue 3 Mar

21:20

Wed 4 Mar

13:00

Wed 4 Mar

17:00

Thu 5 Mar

16:45

Thu 5 Mar

21:15

Mon 9 Mar

18:00

Castle Sidcup

Sidcup

7 shows

Mon 2 Mar

13:45

Mon 2 Mar

19:45

Tue 3 Mar

17:00

Wed 4 Mar

13:45

Wed 4 Mar

19:45

Thu 5 Mar

10:45

Thu 5 Mar

17:00

Ealing Picturehouse

Ealing

9 shows

Mon 2 Mar

14:00

Screen 2

Mon 2 Mar

17:10

Screen 2

Mon 2 Mar

20:20

Screen 2

Tue 3 Mar

14:20

Screen 2

Tue 3 Mar

20:20

Screen 2

Wed 4 Mar

14:20

Screen 2

Wed 4 Mar

20:30

Screen 5

Thu 5 Mar

14:10

Screen 2

Thu 5 Mar

20:20

Screen 2

Greenwich Picturehouse

Greenwich

8 shows

Mon 2 Mar

14:30

Screen 3

Mon 2 Mar

20:30

Screen 5

Tue 3 Mar

14:00

Screen 5

Tue 3 Mar

20:00

Screen 5

Wed 4 Mar

14:20

Screen 1

Wed 4 Mar

17:30

Screen 5

Thu 5 Mar

11:00

Screen 4

Thu 5 Mar

17:00

Screen 4

Olympic Studios

Barnes

4 shows

Mon 2 Mar

14:30

Tue 3 Mar

19:40

Wed 4 Mar

11:00

Thu 5 Mar

17:00

Picturehouse Central

West End

11 shows

Mon 2 Mar

14:55

Screen 6

Mon 2 Mar

17:15

Screen 4

Mon 2 Mar

20:00

Screen 4

Tue 3 Mar

13:30

Screen 5

Tue 3 Mar

16:15

Screen 5

Tue 3 Mar

20:30

Screen 6

Wed 4 Mar

12:00

Screen 7

Wed 4 Mar

17:40

Screen 6

Thu 5 Mar

15:05

Screen 5

Thu 5 Mar

17:45

Screen 5

Thu 5 Mar

20:30

Screen 5

Finsbury Park Picturehouse

Finsbury Park

15 shows

Mon 2 Mar

15:00

Screen 2

Mon 2 Mar

17:45

Screen 2

Mon 2 Mar

20:30

Screen 2

Tue 3 Mar

12:00

Screen 2

Tue 3 Mar

14:45

Screen 2

Tue 3 Mar

17:30

Screen 2

Tue 3 Mar

20:15

Screen 2

Wed 4 Mar

12:00

Screen 2

Wed 4 Mar

14:45

Screen 2

Wed 4 Mar

17:30

Screen 2

Wed 4 Mar

20:30

Screen 6

Thu 5 Mar

11:45

Screen 2

Thu 5 Mar

14:30

Screen 2

Thu 5 Mar

17:15

Screen 2

Thu 5 Mar

20:00

Screen 2

East Dulwich Picturehouse

East Dulwich

6 shows

Mon 2 Mar

15:10

Screen Three

Tue 3 Mar

14:00

Screen Three

Wed 4 Mar

10:40

Screen One

Wed 4 Mar

16:40

Screen Two

Thu 5 Mar

10:40

Screen One

Thu 5 Mar

18:00

Screen Three

Clapham Picturehouse

Clapham

5 shows

Mon 2 Mar

15:15

Screen 2

Tue 3 Mar

17:10

Screen 1

Wed 4 Mar

16:30

Screen 2

Thu 5 Mar

13:50

Screen 1

Thu 5 Mar

17:10

Screen 3

Crouch End Picturehouse

Crouch End

9 shows

Mon 2 Mar

16:15

Screen Four

Mon 2 Mar

19:50

Screen Three

Tue 3 Mar

14:10

Screen Two

Tue 3 Mar

20:00

Screen Five

Wed 4 Mar

14:10

Screen Three

Wed 4 Mar

17:00

Screen Two

Wed 4 Mar

19:45

Screen Five

Thu 5 Mar

16:40

Screen One

Thu 5 Mar

20:00

Screen Two

The Gate

Notting Hill

3 shows

Mon 2 Mar

17:15

Screen 1

Wed 4 Mar

13:15

Screen 1

Thu 5 Mar

20:45

Screen 1

Riverside Studios

Hammersmith

4 shows

Mon 2 Mar

17:30

Tue 3 Mar

17:30

Wed 4 Mar

17:30

Thu 5 Mar

17:30

Hackney Picturehouse

Hackney

9 shows

Mon 2 Mar

17:40

Screen 5

Mon 2 Mar

20:40

Screen 2

Tue 3 Mar

17:40

Screen 4

Tue 3 Mar

20:50

Screen 2

Wed 4 Mar

14:00

Screen 5

Wed 4 Mar

20:40

Screen 6

Thu 5 Mar

14:40

Screen 5

Thu 5 Mar

20:40

Screen 2

Fri 13 Mar

15:00

Screen 4

West Norwood Picturehouse

West Norwood

8 shows

Mon 2 Mar

17:40

Screen Three

Tue 3 Mar

13:50

Screen Two

Tue 3 Mar

17:30

Screen Four

Wed 4 Mar

14:40

Screen Four

Wed 4 Mar

16:00

Screen One

Thu 5 Mar

13:15

Screen One

Thu 5 Mar

17:10

Screen Three

Thu 5 Mar

20:30

Screen Four

Peckhamplex

Peckham

7 shows

Mon 2 Mar

18:10

Mon 2 Mar

20:50

Tue 3 Mar

18:10

Tue 3 Mar

20:50

Wed 4 Mar

18:10

Thu 5 Mar

18:10

Thu 5 Mar

20:50

Phoenix Cinema

East Finchley

4 shows

Mon 2 Mar

20:15

Tue 3 Mar

16:15

Wed 4 Mar

16:15

Thu 5 Mar

20:15

Institute of Contemporary Arts

St James's

5 shows

Tue 3 Mar

16:30

Cinema 2

Tue 3 Mar

18:20

Cinema 1

Wed 4 Mar

18:15

Cinema 2

Thu 5 Mar

13:45

Cinema 1

Thu 5 Mar

20:30

Cinema 2

Garden Cinema

Covent Garden

2 shows

Tue 3 Mar

17:15

Wed 4 Mar

12:40

The Lexi Cinema

Kensal Rise

9 shows

Fri 6 Mar

15:15

Fri 6 Mar

20:40

Sat 7 Mar

20:40

Sun 8 Mar

17:10

Mon 9 Mar

11:00

Mon 9 Mar

18:10

Tue 10 Mar

18:10

Wed 11 Mar

20:20

Wed 11 Mar

20:30

Everyman Stratford International

Stratford

2 shows

Mon 9 Mar

12:30

Tue 10 Mar

18:15

Everyman Hampstead

Hampstead

2 shows

Mon 9 Mar

13:30

Tue 10 Mar

18:15

Everyman Baker Street

Marylebone

2 shows

Mon 9 Mar

14:00

Tue 10 Mar

18:00

Everyman Canary Wharf

Canary Wharf

2 shows

Mon 9 Mar

14:00

Tue 10 Mar

17:30

Everyman Crystal Palace

Crystal Palace

1 show

Mon 9 Mar

17:15

Everyman King's Cross

King's Cross

1 show

Mon 9 Mar

18:00

Everyman Chelsea

Chelsea

1 show

Tue 10 Mar

18:30

Everyman Barnet

Barnet

1 show

Tue 10 Mar

20:30

The David Lean Cinema

Croydon

2 shows

Thu 19 Mar

14:30

Fri 20 Mar

18:00

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